SMELL IT YOUR WAY
“The scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” BURGER KING has launched a new men’s body spray called “FLAME.” More:
THURSDAY OPEN THREAD
NEW YORK—In what many are calling the most comprehensive study of its kind, Staten Island historians Robert Wilburn and Charles Tinsley have successfully traced the lines of the infamous Wu-Tang Clan all the way back to 1993 A.D. More:
L’HOMME DE GEEZER or VIEUX “G” POPS A CAP
A 70-year-old man in Senegal was arrested for firing a rifle at a rap group last weekend during a concert because he believed the lyrics to their songs mocked him. The man was at the concert in the village of Lobali when he ordered the group to stop singing about a, quote, “cranky old [...]
SUNDAY OPEN THREAD
SOME REASONS YOUNG WOMEN SAY THEY PREFER OLDER MEN I’m not into a lot of sex and he’s so easy to please. Between the dribble glass and the adult-diaper changing, it’s a laugh-a-minute. I love the sound of coughing in the morning. I love to play the game, ”Sneezy, Wheezy, Parcheesi.” Ear hair: who can resist [...]
WEDNESDAY OPEN THREAD
If you have a monkey, it must be under 40 pounds. More:
TUESDAY OPEN THREAD
Just one more thing regarding the OJ Simpson’s case. You just can’t make this stuff up. More:
SCOTUS RULES ON MR. OBAMA’S BIRTH PAPER
Maybe, we may now put this issue to rest. Stay tuned. More:
MONDAY OPEN THREAD
Don’t be tempted to steal Christmas presents, says chief constable Financially-stretched parents in the UK struggling because of the economic crisis are being warned by a county’s top police officer not to steal gifts for their children this Christmas. More:
OJ SIMPSON (EPILOGUE)
Up to 33 years in prison. Madame Defarge knitting in the back of the courtroom would have rounded out the setting. It was a media spectacle, as anticipated.
THE OJ SPECTACLE
The foaming at the mouth; the chomping at the bit; the gnashing of teeth – all are in anticipation of Friday’s court/media spectacle, in Las Vegas. OJ Simpson is to be sentenced for kidnapping and armed robbery – charges stemming from a goofball effort to retrieve what he described as his personal memorabilia, stolen from him at some [...]
